The Hypocritical Dadaist

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
fishmech
tiktaalic

European: Americans will be like I’m going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard

Americans: it’s true I do do this.

American: British people will be like alright I’m off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)

Brit: I’ve seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?

fishmech
chaumas-deactivated20230115

absolutely FUCKED that Disco Elysium

1.) let you play as a character with a penis

2.) introduced the plot point of a hole in the world

3.) didn’t let you fuck it. didn’t even let you TRY to fuck it. didn’t even let you DISCUSS THE LOGISTICS of fucking it. I tried every dialogue option that I thought might lead to the subject of sticking my dick in it and the game let me down every time. there’s a hole? in the world? you should be able to fuck it. you can wear a jacket that says FUCK THE WORLD but you never fucking act on it. what the fuck! it’s even called THE SWALLOW. why call it that if you’re not gonna let me fuck it?! JESUS IN HEAVEN. fuck!!!!

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toskarin
toskarin

if there's one user-hostile feature I'd like in armored core as a franchise (in an ideal world, this isn't something I expect even a little bit to be in the new one) it'd have to be system shock style modular HUD, complete with nonsense garbage you can plug in on accident or purpose

you should be able to get an ai assistant and then as soon as you plug it in, you realise it just uselessly narrates everything you're doing with a half second delay. you should be able to buy a radio that lets you jukebox horribly compressed versions of songs off the soundtrack. "lens solarisation" that just makes the game slightly darker. that kind of stuff

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spacelazarwolf

ppl who oppose gender affirming care for kids are nuts like the extent of medical intervention for trans kids is maybe puberty blockers but they’ll still be like “SO UR SAYING WE SHOULD LET TODDLERS HAVE TOP SURGERY???????” barbara toddlers do not have a top to surgery

watches-and-windchimes

Saw someone asking "so do you endorse giving puberty blockers to five year olds?"

Friend, a five year old should not have puberty to block. If they do that's called precocious puberty and is the original reason puberty blockers were invented. If a five year old is going through puberty I absolutely endorse them being given puberty blockers