ceeberoni:
“ i think this is one of those ones that was funnier in my head
(based on a dril tweet jic u didnt kno)
”

ceeberoni:

i think this is one of those ones that was funnier in my head

(based on a dril tweet jic u didnt kno)

(via transgirlcelestialudenberg)

There is a very delicate line between a tragedy and an idiot plot.

garbage-empress:

it’s really weird how all the touted historical examples of “women” who “pretended” to be men seem to fall into two extremes:

1. women who did it for maybe a couple years at most on an extremely limited basis and usually not full time, died as women.

2. people who were men 100% of the time their whole adult lives and made explicit instructions to a trusted person to ensure they were remembered as a man even after death.

gee it’s almost like these two groups were totally separate and have completely different motivations or something. almost like it’s super obvious the 2nd category were all trans men and the only reason they aren’t remembered as men is due to transphobia.

(via azdoine)

Anonymous asked: Undyne doesnt tuck frisk into bed or read them stories, She gently benchpresses the bed until they go to sleep

noszle:

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She probably started out just bench pressing frisk but that wasn’t enough of a challenge.  

(Source: alycyn, via puil)

prokopetz:

Tumblr’s master plan:

1. Ban “adult” content, allegedly because advertisers don’t like it.

2. Start running ads for a webcomic about a teenage boy fucking his mother.

3. ???

wikihow-illustrations:

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(via cerastes)

(Source: twerklina, via puil)

cerastes:

Holstered: Pork the succubus.

Bolstered: Play Dynasty Warriors 9 co-op with the succubus.

Oh come on, don’t torment her and at least pick a better Dynasty Warriors game.